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Oh by the way, Dear brother, you are so sweet. Heres to a special birthday! 2) pass the blame. Remember, youre only young once, but you can be immature for the rest of your lifetime., 250. ", "Happy birthday to one old lady who still knows how to party! Happy Birthday, old man. Love you always. time to accept you as you are, beautiful wrinkles and all! Happy birthday to someone well never have to say died too young., 56. Cheers!, 213. Lets go out and celebrate you being one year closer to removing your age from your Facebook profile., 20. A joke that lands well with a 20-year-old may not be as well-received by someone in their 60s. Happy birthday! Forgetting your birthday was merely an April Fools Joke. They cant remember that far back! Wonder where you left your phone? Happy birthday! Yup, youre a great, big catch. Happy birthday!, 40. So glad you're still alive and cake-ing. Then again, at your age. I love you, Dad. For more humorous birthday wishes for him, see this list of ways to say Happy Birthday, old man.. 42. Thats why I believe you are one of the wisest people. Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Youre going to need a bigger cake or smaller candles! "Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!" 4. This modern greeting will have to do. "Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same." Audrey Hepburn. Im returning the favor this year. Its a ghost hug! Some days your brilliance knows no bounds. Right? Thank you for taking the time to share your feedback with us! Sis! Yah, that sounds right. No, youre not getting older. I hope that your birthday is the best it can possibly be for someone who can barely function in society., 53. Lots of love to my birthday beau. 1. My sister, may your birthday remind you that this is probably a good time to stop looking in the mirror Have a happy and funny birthday!, 210. She was the one who did the whole job, I . Youll always have a pizza my heart. May you live to be so old, you sincerely wish you were dead., 17. Youre so lucky that you dont have to endure an office birthday party., 62. Happy birthday! Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. I remember a time when you werent so disturbingly old., 87. Happy birthday to a rare breed of person that was delivered into this world without a status or update or tweet., 159. Milk your birthday for all its worth. You can change your preferences. They werent funny to me then, but now I know you only did it because you loved me. Happy Birthday!". Happy birthday. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Congratulations on another trip around the sun!, 214. Happy birthday!, 120. Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister. I dont know who I would tease without you. Enjoy . Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Im so sorry youve reached an age where pop culture marketers are no longer targeting you., 19. Happy birthday! Hope you consume plenty of cake, beer, and ED meds. Happy birthday! I never thought youd live to see 30!, 255. Hope you have the best day celebrating. ", "I mean, you have ME so I dont know what else you have to wish for but go off I guess Happy birthday! In the meantime, happy birthday! Hey, happy 29th birthday again. From, the pretty one!". Short Funny Birthday Wishes. so enjoy this and express your feeling in comments. 4. Happy birthday, friend! Im so glad that today is your birthday, and I can eat I mean, share your cake., 91. You and I both know that youve been a brat since we were kids, but Im not going to mention that today. Error occurred when generating embed. Don't you worry about getting so old. Here are some humorous birthday wishes that focus on drinking and other indulgences. Happy birthday!, 6. Youre welcome. Dad, I thank you on this special occasion for bringing me to this world and blessing me with precious things. You may lose your dentures!, 153. Happy birthday!, 107. At CardFool users can add a selfie to a personalized "Add Your Own Photo" card. Hey Pandas, When Was The Last Time You Cried And Why? You are the best dad in the world and deserve to have two birthdays every year. So give it a rest will you?, 3. "Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Cheers to another year around the sun. Congrats youre officially too old to go to rock concerts. Hope you birthday is amazing as you are my best friend! Thats why youre the wisest person I know. Dont worry I would never make fun of your age. Lets make like raccoons and get trashed. Happy birthday!, 239. Grandpas usually have a great sense of humor. They say that only the good die young. At your age, that would take a really long time., 226. 98. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. 3. I hope your birthday is filled with happiness and joy. Where is your birthday cake dear brother?? May you live to be old and toothless - Jell-O is the caviar of the future! ", "Be careful. ", "Great news! Happy birthday!, 141. You keep looking young, and Ill keep refusing to tell people how old you really are. Happy birthday. I hope your age is as irrelevant to you as your birthday is to most people on Facebook, mydear cousin., 244. Have fun today. ", "May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it. Happy birthday! Oh, and happy birthday! Happy Birthday! Wishing my sweetheart, a very happy birthday. ", "Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Its your birthday today, and Im once again reminded how old Im getting. Dont fret over another birthday. They would have put you down by now. Thanks for being such a great history teacher! Happy 18th Birthday! May God bless you today and forever. Dont let a 27-year old Olympic gold medal winner make you feel like a failure on your birthday., 18. Birthday Soy Mate Taco Birthday Card Fire hazard Friends Gathered Together Purrfect birthday cat Hoppy frog Party Like a Guacstar Bad Ass Birthday Happy Drunk Birthday One Year Older Dying Reward Age Doesnt Matter Dog years birthday Fantastic birthday Stellar Brain Drain Hot Stuff Birthday Hot diggity dog 1 2 3 4 5 Go ahead, tickle their ribs. 3. Also Aivaras like's to watch and play sports, especially football. Good friends will never let you forget your age, but nobody rubs it in like I do., 260. 85. Happy birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit. Happy birthday!, 136. It sure beats the alternative. Its your birthday, so youre free to cry if you want to. 65. Honestly, I didnt think you would live this long. You may have turned 50 but you only look like 49 and a half years old. Happy Birthday! Whether it's your friend, best pal, partner, or grandma, we gotcha. My best blessings & funny birthday wishes with love!, 192. Happy birthday dear cousin! For your birthday this year, Im going to give you a piece of paper that might be worth $450 million but is probably really worth nothing., 67. sorry about that. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday, lady! Happy Birthday! Happy birthday! Happy Birthday. Wait youre how old today? Happy birthday! Happy Birthday!, 187. Youve now reached an age where its no longer appropriate to claim youre 29., 83. I would be so much more into your birthday if it were my birthday., 33. Happy birthday precious. Just think about that for a second. But birthday memes are life! Youre still young enough to be a professional curler, and thats saying something. Happy birthday, best friend! Happy Birthday! I am laughing out loud as of now. And so would I. Its why we click so well. ", "One minute, youre young and fun. ", "You've got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! From a distance, with my eyes closed. ", "Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. Its way to hard to get back up. 84. Thanks for doing everything wrong first., 189. Happy birthday! Its normal to ponder your lifes purpose and to have a personal crisis on your birthday. Happy birthday!, 151. Please enter your email to complete registration. Here are some funny birthday messages specifically for a guy. Happy birthday to my best friend! Happy birthday!, 173. I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack. He could probably tell you that he has never been this old before so he doesn't know how he is supposed to act! With over 3,000 humorous cards available, we have a giggle-inducing greeting for everyone. Other days you cant find your keys because you put them in the fridge. Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have sent out birthday wishes on MySpace., 78. Anyone who tells you that you still look young is lying.. Despite all our arguments (that I won) and all our misunderstandings (that I was right) you know that you are one the most beloved persons in my life. Really, its nothing to get worked up over. Heres to you on your birthday! A true friend always remembers your birth date not how old you are becoming. Its your birthday! Happy birthday!, 94. Happy birthday!, 77. Happy Birthday! Theres no place Id rather be than in your shadow. Happy birthday! Youve now reached an age where you can use the candles on your cake to light up your entire home. I miss you, little turd. Happy Birthday! Probably because, let's be honest, you were lazy, and you're embarrassed about sending them the same old message you do every year. If you wake up in a strange place tomorrow morning, you either 1) had too much to drink or 2) have gone senile. Happy birthday to you and your newest chin., 88. You also smell like my dog. Not a good smell. Happy birthday! "Celebrate your journey of life." Lailah Gifty Akita. Sis! Not to mention the best parking spots at the grocery store. 14. 57. Youre not quite there yet, but youre close. The cats out of the bag. The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove. May the number of candles outnumber your gray hairs., 41. Happy birthday witchy! Happy Birthday to a guy who still isn't showing his age or acting it! They say that growing old is truly an art. How would you rate the quality of the article? I'm only here for the cake. Happy Birthday! You may not be getting any younger, but at least youre still younger than me. We have millions of members all over the world., 9. And you know I wont tell anyone., 177. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. Im just here for some cake., 89. I cant help but smile when I think of you and all the hells you put me through as a kid. You, my friend, must be a Picasso or a Rembrandt., 247. I would be happy to volunteer as the first person to take a day off of work in your honor. Youre not old. Happy birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake. We have some ideas for you. Youll try to dye it, but that wont do it, as every follicle starts to fall away! ", "I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Francis Bacon Age You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. 6. Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on. Thats right! ", "Wow, look at you growing up and having birthdays! Thank goodness things dont work this way., 92. Young once, but growing up and having birthdays so disturbingly old., 87 and blessing with., as every follicle starts to fall away of your lifetime., 250 Cried and?! 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